We Now Interrupt Tutorial Tuesday... to Whine.

random cute mod smocked dress.. this not at all what is bugging me

I am in the ultimate craft crab tantrum. I think it is pre-show blues/ jitters. Aw hell, I dunno.
Anyway it is one of the moods I talked about on the Blog Laundry post. Crafty crossroads. I bought 5 magazines.. I have spent hours each day looking at all my blogs. I have ideas. I have WIPs. I have supplies EVERYWHERE. But since Saturday, I am just bugged.

I am crafting, but with malice. I am a cranky crafter. I growl at my family and sigh a lot and don't feel like making dinner.

Maybe it is too much left over candy or maybe it is that dark place I go to before every show. If it is that place: It is a very non-helpful place at a very non-helpful time. I have stuff to do, people!

Why do I go there? What do I need from the pit of self-pity? Why can't I just be beautiful, perfect and happy like the rest of the world?

You are all beautiful, perfect and happy, right?

Made it Myself Monday: Gnude Gnome

If a woolly needle felted gnome with a vague 'wee package' will make you feel oddly violated... please forgive me and quickly click on to the next new blog. I am gnot a gnome pervert, I was just needling away and this is just what kind of 'happened' and it made me laugh so here we are with full frontal gnome.




In truth this is more of a WIP post because, in the interest of common decency I will be providing him with some clothes before I put him up for sale at C is 4 Craft' show on the 16th. But if you come buy him, you can display him however you like.


If you enjoyed that silliness you simply can't miss The Naked Robot by Mimi K.
Oh, to have been the lucky soul to buy that wonderful doll..


PS You better head over to Knit Sonya's Blog for the Juiciest Give Away Ever... but be prepared to bare your crafty soul.

PPS Come and sew with me if you wanna: I am teaching a reversible wrap skirt class at Luminous Threads this Saturday.. It is a two Saturday Class: pattern drawing and cutting this week and sewing next week.. Very limited seating but call Amber ( 831-335-2621) if you want to sew one up for yourself.

Made it Myself Monday: Gnude Gnome

If a woolly needle felted gnome with a vague 'wee package' will make you feel oddly violated... please forgive me and quickly click on to the next new blog. I am gnot a gnome pervert, I was just needling away and this is just what kind of 'happened' and it made me laugh so here we are with full frontal gnome.




In truth this is more of a WIP post because, in the interest of common decency I will be providing him with some clothes before I put him up for sale at C is 4 Craft' show on the 16th. But if you come buy him, you can display him however you like.


If you enjoyed that silliness you simply can't miss The Naked Robot by Mimi K.
Oh, to have been the lucky soul to buy that wonderful doll..


PS You better head over to Knit Sonya's Blog for the Juiciest Give Away Ever... but be prepared to bare your crafty soul.

PPS Come and sew with me if you wanna: I am teaching a reversible wrap skirt class at Luminous Threads this Saturday.. It is a two Saturday Class: pattern drawing and cutting this week and sewing next week.. Very limited seating but call Amber ( 831-335-2621) if you want to sew one up for yourself.